Chav Speak

Because everyone loves the Chavs!

Of course they are! Look at this way, no-one in the Royal family has worked a day in their lives. They are content to exist on taxpayers money without contributing anything.

If you needed any more proof, then ask yourself this. Why does the Queen where so much bling? Look at the picture below.

I’m tired of hearing idiots mention that the Royal Family pay for themselves through tourism. It’s bullshit!

Tourists are generally stupid. They’ll pay money to see anything so it’s time Britain capitalized on this and threw the Monarchy out on their asses and charged £5-per-tourist to watch an elderly man shit his knickers in a Subway station.

Besides I think Buckingham Palace would make an amazing J.D Wetherspoons. All of that floor space could be put to proper use by the public instead of sanctioning it off to a bunch of freeloading rich Chavs who don’t appreciate quite how lucky they are.