Kebab Shops At Night Are Rammed With Angry Fat Chav Girls With Murder In Their Eyes

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If you’re out on the piss and fancy a kebab after hours, then order it for delivery. Why? Well kebab shops are overrun with fat Chavettes on the hunt for both a mate and some food.

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Chavettes are especially hostile to non-Chavs when pissed so if she spots you in the queue she’ll try to club you to death with her chin like a badger.

I feel really sorry for the employees of the takeaways as they have to take such crap from these slappers. If their food isn’t on time then they’ll kick up a stink. If they can’t get away with pissing in the corner of the shop then they’ll kick up a stink. They’ll do anything they can to make the lives of the kitchen staff absolute hell.

That’s why I love kebab shops that have security men at the door. They won’t take any shit at all. Any crap from the fat chav and she’s out on her ass.