Katie Price Is Ugly. Why The Hell Do Chavs Love Her So Much?
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I don’t understand why Chavs love Katie Price so much. She has massive manly hands like a goalkeeper and a face like a chewed up chip. If her knockers weren’t the same size as two of Jupiter’s moons then she’d be totally average.
Yet she’s revered as one of the sexiest women in Britain.
That’s why I never buy any of the British lads mags. They are full of munter’s like Price. You could honestly pick up better talent at your local student bar and that would only cost you a Bacardi Breezer (less than the cost of Nuts!)
It’s safe to say you wouldn’t be able to make love to her without wrecking your back or having one of your eyes gouged out by her nipples. Maybe that’s why Peter Andre left her in the end.
The poor guy’s backbone is probably about to cack itself permanently.