If someone mistakes you as a chav, then the chances are that you’re either behaving badly or you’re dressed like one.
However, if you still maintain that you aren’t a chav then the only way to prove that you aren’t one is to act in an appropriate manner.
Do not consider it an insult. Do not approach the accusing party threatening violence. Don’t even look back at them! Just carry on with whatever you were doing and think happy thoughts. The chances are the person is just trying to assert their superiority over you and whilst it might be tempting to kick them up the hole until they have a dead arse, you must remain civil.
Because if you do react, then it’s a definite sign that you are one!
I don’t understand why so many people want to become Chavs these days by cutting their hair. Even my colleagues in work seem intent on pulling off the Chav hairstyle without even explaining why they’re converting into one.
In most cases they’ll be in denial and will refuse to accept that they are turning into a chav.
But before I know it they will start arriving into work in the morning pissed and after a few days will begin attacking random people/objects in the office.
New Chav recruits seem to especially fond of smashing up printers with their fists. I think it’s because they are attracted towards the lights like bugs.
Anyway my point is that you should never shave your head like a chav because there’s no turning back. You’ll be transformed into an entirely new person who enjoys sleeping with his brothers and masturbating like a little gopher to the Jeremy Kyle show.
When someone goes out of their way to call you a chav, you know that you’ve succeeded in disrupting the establishment. Only Goths, Emos, Punks and other Communists will ever have the audacity to call you a Chav in a cynical attempt to humiliate you publicly. If you’re called a chav in front of your friends by one of these imbecile’s, then the only option is to act like a chav right in front of them.
The best course of action is to drop your pants, crap into your hand and begin hurling it at the people who have offended you. Don’t worry about being arrested, as even if you are you can retell your story to the police down at the station and they’ll immediately let you go and rightfully arrest the people who made fun of you in the first place.
