Chavs Die Early, Long Before They Reach Old Age
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Chavs are gangsters. This means that they live and die on the street like proper hoods and thrive on respect from one another. Many of them don’t even make it past 30, but manage to have around 10 children each during this time. Chavs die of many causes, most of which are ghetto homicides or bizarre wanking accidents.
However the main reason why Chavs do not survive very long is their abysmal diet. If you’re consuming as much chips and amphetamines as the average Chav then it’s very likely that your heart will one day decide to shit itself just as you chase a Goth through the backstreets of your town.
This is why you very rarely see old Chavs hanging about in town centers. Approximately 1 in every 100,000 makes it past 40 and even then they’ll wind up being the town drunk.