How To Deal With Chav Neighbours That Won’t Stop Fighting
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If you’re unfortunate enough to live on a council estate right next door to a bunch of Chav’s that won’t stop fighting then there isn’t much you can do.
You can always try banging on their door and threaten to kick their head in if they don’t shut the hell up but you’ll likely be mauled and raped by their rabant pitbull terrier that reeks of baked beans, boiled cabbage and shit before they even answer.
The only safe option is to buy noise canceling earphones in order to block the din out. Failing that you could actually teach yourself to enjoy the racket they make. If you’re bored at night you can always just press your ear against the wall and listen in on the ensuing mayhem and eventually sell whatever happens onto the producers of Eastenders as potential storylines.