How To Defend Your House From Chavs
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Chavs generally enjoy intimidating people in their neighbourhood. In order to escape their attention it’s important to let them know that you won’t tolerate their bully-boo tactics.
If they throw stones at your window then the only option is to run up to their house with a boulder and chuck it through their window. If they spit in your garden, wait until night, drop your trousers and have a shit in theirs.
Eventually the intimidation will stop and if it doesn’t you’re best advised to get about 15 Rottweillers and leave them to mill about in your garden so that if the Chavs try anything funny – they’ll be ripped to shreds right in front of their mates.
The best thing about this is that the police will not press any charges as they’ll understand that all Chavs are little dicks.