How To Tell If A Chav Man Wants To Be Your Boyfriend In A Council Estate
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If you aren’t a Chav and aren’t gay and happen to live in an area containing thousands of the fuckers, then it’s imperative that you recognize the signs that a Chav Man wants your bum.
Since Chavs lack any tact whatsoever they’ll run at you with their trousers down in broad daylight. Fortunately since they wear so much bling you’ll be able to hear them coming from a mile off, so it’s wise to carry a tennis racket with you wherever you go.
If a gay chav man isn’t just after some bum fun, he’ll likely make a more subtle approach. He might call at your door and lay a 6 pack of WKD on your doorstep with used condoms placed over the necks of each of the bottles as a subtle reminder that he wants to make you his own.
If this offends you in anyway, report the incident to the police and they’ll take a DNA sample from the rubber and arrest the idiot for you.